Guess what tomorrow is? I bet you can’t. Or maybe you can. Okay, yes it is November 30. But know what else? Only because I gave you hint up there. Yep, it’s the release day for Troubles and Treats – or the third and final book in the Chocolate Lovers Series by Tara Sivec. I know everyone can hardly wait, and trust me, it’s going to be so worth it. SO MAKE SURE YOU ADD THIS TO THE TOP OF YOUR LIST FOR TOMORROW AND START YOUR WEEKEND OFF RIGHT – NOT TO MENTION IT’S GOING TO BE DECEMBER THIS WEEKEND, AND SO IT’S ALSO A GREAT WAY TO THE START THE MONTH! :)
Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives – well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.
With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren’t on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.
Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the disconnected duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple’s lives.
In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that’s been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they’re having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?
Because Tara is so excited for everyone to get their copies tomorrow, I get to share a little snippet for Troubles and Treats. It’s a hilarious preview and reminder, really, of what to expect when you turn on your e-reader tomorrow.
Basically, I’m afraid to have sex with my husband. He’s always loved my vagina. He even has a shirt that says “I love my wife’s vagina”. What if having sex with me now is like fucking a bowl of Jell-O Jigglers? That is not at all hot. Especially if they’re green Jell-O Jigglers. I’m not saying my vagina is green, but I’m sure it’s jiggly. I shook it a little when I looked at it in the mirror and it definitely wiggled when it jiggled. Vagina’s should never jiggle.
As you can see, there’s not going to be a single dull moment in this book. I promise, you’ll laugh until you cry, pee your pants, snort your drink out your nose. You won’t be able to put it down. And in case you’re wondering, too, yes, you can a great glimpse into what’s going on with all your other favorite characters. So worry not.
But wait, there’s more! Like a RELEASE GIVEAWAY – in which a random commenter from the entire promo tour will receive a super awesome SWAG BAG courtesy of Tara. This is open internationally.
Tara Sivec is a best selling author, wife, mom, chauffeur, cheerleading coach, soccer coach, babysitter,short-order cook, genius and albino squirrel hunter.
She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to read, write and cover things in chocolate. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).
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